fuck your mac

From time to time I stumble upon articles like this and it drives me nuts. All this Mac assholes bragging about their Xpensive Mac, and how much better it is than the PC. Hello… it’s not better it’s the same. The difference is that you have all kinds of crap words for everything like Time Machine for a fuckin’ USB backup disk and you pay a great deal of money for it too. So let me explain what I think of your Mac:

  1. Everything works: Everything works on a PC too. I don’t know where you got the idea that it doesn’t. If it doesn’t it’s because you are so damn stupid. Sorry but that’s the truth.

    Lenovo Thinkpad X300

  2. They are sexy: Yes, this is true, the design and OS GUI is beautiful. But my Thinkpad ain’t shit either. Nor is my PC in a Chieftec case. Trendwhores.
  3. They are fast: What? They are fast? I worked on Mac and they sucked for double the price a normal PC. And if they are so fast and so great why the fuck did they decide to use cheapshit crappy PC hardware like the Intel Processor? Fuck off hypocrites. BTW you only need 128 MB of RAM to run XP. This doesn’t mean it will work tho’.
  4. OSX The best OS: Nope. The best OS is Windows XP. XP is fast and stable. It might not be as easy to use for the dumb, but it’s stable and fast. And it does what it’s supposed to.
  5. Stability – no more blue screens: I haven’t had a blue screen since Windows98. And for me at least BSOD was pretty rare back then to. And you know why? Because I RTFM, that’s why. I’m not trying to force the OS do something it wasn’t designed to. Oh, BTW, I don’t reinstall the OS either as many stupid Windows users do, only when I upgrade my motherboard. So I have a WinXp system installed for 3-4 years or so, without it slowing down or getting full of garbage. Because I learnt to use the fucking thing, that’s why.
  6. Viruses. What’s that?: Viruses are widespread on the PC because of it’s popularity and because users are plain stupid. And if Mac would have the same popularity (which it doesn’t) it would be the same on the Mac too. Stupid user = a lot of viruses. Of, and you might also wanna read >this<.
  7. Spotlight: If you would keep your shit organized like most of normal people do, you wouldn’t need spotlight. But I’m sure you ask your mom for your panties too.
  8. Backups – Time Machine: What a glamorous name for a simple thing. Backups with external HDD, WOW, only on Mac. What a great new tekmology. Get a life. We have system restore on PC too, but i consider it a waste of space. You should regularly back up important stuff but not the entire system.
  9. Ease of Use: Ahm… yes. The same old shit again. It’s about reading the fucking manual. It’s that simple. Learn to use it. Any OS. Even linux. It’s not about anything else. Windows XP installs in 15 minutes too (Win7 even faster, I tested on VM), and with the drivers, an hour maybe. Oh, you don’t need drivers. Of course you don’t because Jobs decides what hardware you have, not you. And if you want to upgrade something, either you can’t or it’s gonna leave you bankrupt for 2 months.
  10. Installing and Uninstalling: Biggups for Mac on this. But does it delete your shortcuts and shit too?
  11. Amazing Bundled Software: “With bundled software on Mac, you can do much more” Like what?
  12. Run both Windows and Mac: “You can’t do that on your PC, can you?” No, at the moment I can’t, only with some hacks, but we gonna get there too. Just wait.
  13. Effortless wireless: WTF does that mean? You mean you set up a wireless connection, without knowing what you are doing? Wouldn’t be easier to just scream out of your window “Hey everybody, come and get my stuff, I’m using wireless, but I have no clue what it is… “
  14. Create PDF’s for free: Oh my God, wow. You can create PDF for free on a PC too. You don’t need expensive software and all that neither. Just use PDFCreator or something similar.

I can go on and on. All your reasoning is bullshit. All you do is brag about your expensive computers, because you feel the urge to do so after you’ve spent so much money on them. I like Mac too, but I hate their anti-PC campaign. What Jobs and Gates have to sort out, it’s not my problem, and Jobs’s cause is not the mac users concern either. They just make it so, who knows why.

If Mac wasn’t so damn expensive, I would probably buy one. I just can’t stand this new MAC-LOVER wannabies, who after they got their first Mac from daddy, go online posting shit like that (after they previously owned PCs and probably they still do).  So go fuckyourselves. There, you have my two cents on the topic.

Edit: I read something on the topic and I can’t resist to quote:

I think I couldn’t get used to the one button mouse either… wtf is that?!?! I want to right click!! I want to use all the capabilities of a Logitech G5 mouse. No! Mac users are (they like to think they are) ‘cooler‘, mac users are ‘diffrent‘ (~limited).

Edit2: Oh, and I remembered a thing about the Mac, which I have to admit, I envy. A high percent of Mac users have teaste and they are creative. That doesen’t mean every PC hater kid with a Mac at hand (read: trendwhore) is an artist, but a high percentage has more artistic tallent then the average PC user. Just look at the OS customizations they do… You’ll get the picture. Biggups for them. But maybe it’s just because Mac was/is the choice of publishers, designers and artists in general. I don’t know. But I’m pretty sure, this kind of users don’t waste their time bashing the PC on forums and blogs. They have better things to do.


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